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Anti-Spill Desk Cup Holder

Anti-Spill Desk Cup Holder

If you consider yourself somewhat klutzy and have ruined enough keyboards and TPS reports for a lifetime, you may want to invest in one of these. The Spink cup holder that attaches to your desk with a powerful suction cup. By placing your coffee mug, can of soda, tumbler or water bottle into the holder, you’re guaranteed to not knock it over every time you turn around to see if your boss is spying on you surfing the web.

Toilet Seat Warmer

Toilet Seat Warmer

There’s nothing like that first sit on the can in the morning. The sting of cold plastic as your bare bottom makes contact with the seat. Why was indoor plumbing invented without a seat heater to go along with it? This novel invention sticks to the inside of your toilet seat lid, and warms the seat when the lid is down. It’s safe, easy to clean, waterproof and requires very little power.

Bat Clothespins

Bat Clothespins

For the seven of you who still hang up your clothes on a clothesline in your backyard, you may want to consider getting yourself a dryer. If you’re as set in your was as your clothesline pole is into the ground, perhaps you may want to update your collection of clothespins instead. These bat clothespins do everything a regular clothespin does, but resembles a — you’re not going to believe this — a bat.

Optimus Prime and Megatron Transformers Baseball Caps

Optimus Prime and Megatron Transformers Baseball Caps

Licensed from both Transformers and New Era, these Transformer toys by Takara Tomy transform not to vehicles, but to baseball caps. The hats come in two colors, red and black, and transform to Optimus Prime and Megatron respectively. Each stand about 4″ (10 cm) tall and are incredibly awesome. The question really is, which side will you choose — Autobots or Decipticons?
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Floating Ping Pong Table

Floating Ping Pong Table

Have fun with table tennis while in the pool. This ping pong table floats on water and is the perfect game for those who just don’t feel like doing cannonballs or playing Marco Polo for the upteenth time. The set includes a 27″ x 54″ (61 cm x 137 cm) table, 2 oversized ping pong paddles, a net and three balls. Of course, if you prefer to use the table on land, you can do that too.

High Heel Protectors

High Heel Protector

Garden parties are fun, but heels and grass are not the best of friends. Not only does the lawn get your heels dirty, like quicksand, you may find the back of your shoe sinking fast. Protect those metal stakes from burying itself into the ground with these high hell protectors. They have the added benefit of acting as heel training wheels for the clumsy type or those who just can’t get the hang of stilettos.

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USA Flag Aviator Sunglasses

American Flag Sunglasses

When you’re trying to look good from sea to shining sea, you need to protect your eyes. How else are you going to spot bald eagles soaring majestically above the land of the free? Look overly patriotic by donning your pair of aviator sunglasses screened with the American flag. These bad boys will be guaranteed to intimidate terrorists and hypnotize tourists.

Hamburger Hotdog Maker

Hamburger Hotdog Maker

Fire up the grills cause it’s time to eat. This handy device, the Ham Dogger, makes 1/4 lb (113 g) hamburger patties that are shaped like hot dogs. Just get some ground beef, prep your secret hand-me-down recipe of hamburger meat and place it into the hot dog mold, and out pops the most delicious meat that’s ready to be cooked. Great for satisfying those for truly all beef hotdogs.

Domo DC Superhero Blind Box

Domo DC Superhero Vinyl Figure Blind Box

Domo was always super awesome, but who knew he lived a double life as a superhero. This series of designer vinyl toys mashes up the cute Domo-kun with DC superheroes (and villains). Each figure comes in a blind box, so you never know what you’ll get. Some are rarer then others, but they are all awesome cause they are all Domo. Each figure is 2.5″ (6.35 cm) tall and officially licensed.

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Tie Napkin

Tie Napkin

Look sharp for dinner, even when you have a napkin stuffed down the front of your shirt. Keep your nice clothes clean and still look distinguished with a tie napkin. Slobber and lobster goop may drip from your mouth, but your awesome tie napkin will keep your tie from getting dirty. Each package comes with 20 napkins and 4 designs, so you’ll never have trouble color coordinating.

Chalkboard Wall Paint

Chalkboard Paint

Freshen up your home decor with a new paint job using chalkboard paint. Turn any surface into a chalkboard simply by applying the paint on the wall. Break out the ol’ sticks of calcium carbonate and instead of eating them as my grade 7 science teacher did, doodle on your walls. Paint comes in black and green variety. No really, he did. He ate a stick of chalk right from the blackboard ledge in front of us to make some kind of science point.

Runny Nose Shampoo and Soap Dispenser

Runny Nose Shampoo and Soap Shower Dispenser

If the words, “disgusting”, and “dumb” come to mind when you see this product, then clearly you are way too mature and not the intended target market. For the rest of us, this shower caddy is in the shape of a giant nose, and can be loaded with shampoo or shower gel. With a press, the liquid oozes out of the nostril dispenser. On the back of the nose are 3 suction cups that help it mount to the shower walls.

Sankes and Ladders Drinking Shot Glasses Game

Snakes and Ladders Drinking Shot Glasses Game

Because when you’re nostalgic for your childhood games, simply playing it just won’t do — alcohol must be added. This drunken take of snakes and ladders pits you and luck, to a game of who’s-still-sober-at-the-finish. The set comes with 6 shot glasses and a glass playing surface with enough drinking squares to make you regret ever mixing nostalgia with tequila.

Giant Beach Ball

Giant Beach Ball

When the weather’s hot and the beach beckons, a day in the sun is just the solution. This tri-color giant beach ball is just the thing to get the party started. When inflated, the ball is approximately 12′ (3.66 m) in diameter. Just large enough to terrorize others on the beach and attract some attention. Made of quality vinyl they will ensure that it will hold up to abuse.

Butterfly Knife Pen

Butterfly Knife Pen

The name is kind of a misnomer. It’s not a knife — although I’m sure you can kill someone with it. It’s not a butterfly pen — no cute insects on this bad boy. Made by Spyderco, a well-known knife manufacturer, these pens are designed with the pen twiddler in mind. It’s the ultimate in hand dexterity distraction for boring classes and meetings. Comes in 7 colors. The picture doesn’t do this pen justice, hit the jump to see it in action.

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Floating Lamp

Floating Lamp

How does this work? Magic Magnets! Made from glossed, handcrafted wood, this retro levitating retro lamp floats idly over its base. The base of the lampshade is covered in mirrors and reflect the incoming light form the low-power floating LED light source — allowing it to fill a dark room with an incredible amount of light, or very little light with the touch dimmer switch.
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Stacckable Cylindrical Ice Cream Scooper

Stacked Cylindrical Ice Cream Scooper

We can’t all be skilled at making perfect ice cream balls with a regular ice cream scooper. For us, there’s this device to create the perfect stackable ice cream cylinders. It’s ergonomic and easy to use. Just press into the ice cream tub, twist, and lift. With a push of the thumb button at the top of the scooper, the ice cream pops out and onto your bowl, plate or cone with ease.

Post-It Notes Watch

Post-It Sticky Notes Watch

You had to do something, but what was it? Leave yourself a note with this Post-It Sticky Notes Watch. Just like a sticky notes pad, you can write down reminders, but unlike the little yellow square pad sitting on your desk, this one is in the shape of a watch and perfect for strapping on to your wrist. Made from genuine 3M Post-It Notes (not that generic, store brand, yellow sticky notes crap that your office buys to cut costs).

See Through Calculator

See Through Calculator

Isn’t it the worst when you’re blazing through a math test or your taxes and your calculator gets in the way of the numbers underneath it? First world problem, amirite guyz?! Well your life can be a whole lot easier with a transparent calculator. It’s see thorugh. It does basic math. It can handle 8 digits. It’s powered by the sun! The infinite energy of the sun is now at our command! MUWAHAHAHA!

Slice of Bread Cat Costume

Slice of Bread Cat Headwear Costume

You can dress your cat up in fancy clothes and make it play the piano, but you certainly can’t buy it class. That is, unless you get it this costume. This bread headwear will turn your ordinary house cat into a bread wearing dynamo. The cute piece of bread is crocheted with acrylic yarn and measures 4.5″ (11.4 cm) tall and wide, and will fit an average size cat.

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Rubber Ducky Shadow Shower Curtain

Giant Rubber Ducky Shadow Shower Curtain

Would it be so scary if there was a giant rubber ducky hiding behind your shower curtains waiting for you? It does beat a serial killer waiting for you. This shower curtain has giant rubber ducky shadow design printed on semi-opaque white ethylene vinyl acetate (aka shower curtain material) and measures 71″ x 72″ (180 cm x 182 cm). Your guests will be in for a surprise when turn on the bathroom light.

Iron Man iPhone 5 Case

Iron Man 3 Mark VII iPhone 5 Case

Whether you’re an iPhone fan or not, if you’re a fan of Iron Man, you can’t deny the awesomeness of this mobile phone case. This is a limited edition, official Marvel Iron Man 3 iPhone 5 case designed to look like Tony Stark’s Mark VII suit. This detailed smartphone protector is made of ABS plastic and detailed with metallic paint. The best part? The ARC reactor lights up whenever you receive a call.
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Diamond Engagement Ring Coffee Mug

Diamond Engagement Ring Coffee Mug

Nothing says “I love you coffee” then getting down on one knee and presenting to your loved one this beautiful engagement ring coffee mug. Packaged in a velour-lined jewellery box, this coffee mug is for those that are looking to impress coworkers on the next coffee break. Made from porcelain, this mug’s ring handle is topped with a large fake rock that will make nobody envious.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Krang Apron

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Krang Apron

If you’ve only seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on Nickelodeon, then you’re way too young to be needing one of these aprons. That aside, those that have a place in the nostalgic hearts for the original TMNT will love this chef’s apron. Carefully hand-painted, this unique grilling apparel is great to protect yourself from the splatters of barbecuing turtles on the grill.
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Battery Operated Toy Grenades

Battery Operated Toy Grenades

INCOMING! Kids, and some adults, need their toys. This set of 4 toy grenades are battery-operated and are just as fun (Editor’s note: real grenades are not fun,) as the real thing, less the explosion and shrapnel. When the pin is pulled and the trigger pressed, the timer on the grenade begins to sound for 10 seconds as the grenade audibly explodes. KABOOM!

New Car Smell Air Freshner

New Car Smell Spray

They say that smell is the strongest sense to trigger memories, and there’s nothing that smells as good as a brand new car. It’s like automobile pheromones. Relive the pleasures of a new car with a spray bottle of new car smell. Better than any other air freshener, this 16oz (473 mL) bottle should last a long time as one spray is enough to relive the joys of a new car for at least a day.

Major League Baseball Team Toasters

Major League Baseball Team Toaster

If there’s one non-sequitur thing that America’s favorite summer past time is associated with, it’s toast. Celebrate the great game of baseball with a toaster that imprints your favorite Major League Baseball team’s logo onto a piece of bread, waffle, english muffin or even Pop Tart. It can make two pieces of toast at once, has an adjustable temperature dial and a removable crumb tray.

Fully Functioning Lighter Cufflinks

Fully Functioning Lighter Cufflinks

Looking good doesn’t mean you can’t be ready to set things on fire. Whether you’re at a fancy dinner or you find yourself parachuting off a plane into the woods as an international spy, these fully functioning lighter cufflinks will help you with burninating in style. The cufflinks have a built in wheel to strike a flame with ease, much like a Zippo lighter.
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Bathroom Sink Fountain Spout

Bathroom Sink Fountain Spout

If you’re the type who scoops water into your mouth after brushing your teeth, or puts your mouth under the faucet, this gadget is about to make your life a whole lot easier. It’s made of rubber, and is shaped in a way that when placed under a faucet, will create a convenient water fountain to drink from. Great for travelling or use at home. Multiple colors to choose from.

Gallium

Gallium

For those who slept through high school chemistry, Gallium is the 31st element on the periodic table. It’s a metal that at room temperatures is solid, but melts at 85.6 °F (29.76 °C). The element doesn’t occur naturally in nature, but as compounds in other metal ores. It’s main use is for semiconductors and is awesome fun to play with. This is 0.53 oz (15 g) of Gallium packed in a cup of silicone. Yeah science!

Face Excercise Mask

Face Exercise Mask

At first glance, this mask looks like the love child of a Mexican wrestler and a blow up doll, but this freaky thing is designed to work out your face muscles. By working out the muscles for five minutes each day, you’ll be able to strengthen your face and tighten those sexy zygomaticus major muscles. Of course, you probably want to do all of this in the privacy of your own home and not at the local gym.
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Magic Wand Salt and Pepper Shakers

Magic Fairy Wand Salt and Pepper Shakers

Sometimes, all it takes is a little salt and pepper to add some flavor to a meal. Other times it takes magic. Combine the two and you just might have the solution for any food item. Sprinkle some magic at the dinner table to your next meal with a flick of the wand with these salt and pepper shakers. Just a little bippity boppity boo and your bland food miraculously becomes tasty.

Shurkien Ninja Star Magnets

Shuriken Ninja Star Magnets

Stick up your week’s grocery list for ninja supplies or a picture of your arch nemesis with this set of shuriken magnets. The ninja stars are made of plastic and are magnetic on the flat side. Two magnets in each set. Protip: place these magnets on the passenger side of your door for that “I was recently chased down by ninjas but ran them over with my car” look.

Hidden Safe Wall Clock

Hidden Safe Wall Clock

Oil paintings and fake bookshelves are clichés in the world of hidden safes, throw off the burglars and have them leave your house empty handed with a wall clock safe. The typical-looking clock runs on one AA battery and is fully functioning. It measures 10″ (25.4 cm) in diameter and is 2.75″ (7 cm) deep. Inside the clock, there are internal compartments to keep all your valuables organized.

Color Changing Umbrella

Color Changing Umbrella

With this umbrella, you’ll look forward to the next time it rains. When it’s sunny, the umbrella’s raindrop design is white; but when the rain begins to fall from the heavens, the umbrella droplets turn into a colorful rainbow gradient. The canopy of the umbrella measures 43″ (1.1m) in diameter and compacts to 9.5″ (24 cm) when folded.

McMuffin Breakfast Sandwich Maker

McMuffin Breakfast Sandwich Maker

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and arguably the most delicious. With this breakfast sandwich maker, you can whip up a breakfast sandwich by simply placing the English muffin (or bagel or biscuit) into the device, cracking an egg into the built in skillet and adding ham or a sausage patty into the mix. Twiddle your thumbs for 5 minutes and it’s ready to eat! The removable parts of this gadget are dishwasher-safe too. Talk about convenient.

Pencil Crayon Fake Gauge Earrings 1

Pencil Crayon Fake Gauge Earrings

Love stretching but can’t commit to ever-increasing gauges in your earlobes? With a pair of pencil crayon earrings, there’s no need to tunnel through your flesh unnecessarily. These earrings are hand made from polymere clay and have nickel backings and come in a variety of colors. They’re amazingly realistic and could very well be your trial run before you go out and get the real thing.

WhiteBoard Globe

Dry-Erase Whiteboard Globe

Why must whiteboards be confined to a 2D plane on a wall? Why can’t they be spherical, like a globe? That way, ideas aren’t confined to old fashioned thinking and instead be set free on a never ending surface. This dry-erase whiteboard globe is great for writing those never ending poems, doodling repetitive patterns, or plotting your strategy to take over the world.

Remote Controlled Water Ski Speedboat

Remote Controlled Water Ski Speedboat

When you’re rich but friendless, jet skiing can be difficult. But of course, when you have money, there’s always a solution. This 8′ (2.4 m) tow boat can generate speeds up to 40 mph (64 km/h) with its two stroke, 70 HP engine. The boat’s direction is controlled by a set of buttons on the tow rope handle, making it perfect for the lonely millionaire to have fun, alone.
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