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Mustache Pacifier

Mustache Pacifier

Kids grow up so quick these days. One day they’re learning to crawl, the next they are growing plastic mustaches. This adorable pacifier is adorned with a sizeable mustache to help your little one impress the baby ladies. It’s BPA-free and the teat is made from silicone. 2 other mustache styles to choose from allowing your baby to switch it up no matter the occasion.
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Horse Mask

Horse Mask

How do you turn a photo from ordinary to creepy? You wear this horse mask. Made popular by Dobbin Horsome (with a name like that, I don’t think you have a choice but to wear the mask) on Google Maps, the horse mask has become a symbol for Anonymous and a viral Internet hit. The mask is made of latex and adds six levels of disturbance and uncomfortableness to any group situations when donned.

Box of Googly Eyes

Googly Eyes

If only there were more googly eyes on this world, most of the world’s problems wold be solved. War? Stick two on a grenade, would a soldier still be inclined to throw one when he sees those shaky eyes move back and forth on that hilarious grenade? Argument with spouses — would help end all disputes with laughter. Each tin comes with 20 pairs of eyes in 4 different sizes and are self adhesive.

Cactus Toothpick Holder

Cactus Toothpick Holder

Pick your prick from this toothpick holder, designed to look like a cactus. The toothpick holder is great as a centre ornament for a cheese or fruit platter, or just simply at the side of your kitchen counter. The cute cactus comes with enough holes to hold approximately 40 toothpicks. It stands 5″ (12.7 cm) tall.

Drifting Go Cart

Drifting Go Cart

Now go carting can be taken onto the mean streets of your neighbourhood parking lot. The Razor Crazy Cart is the most fun you’re going to have on such a small vehicle. The drive systems allows you to go forwards and backwards, and also sideways making drifting a cinch and incredibly fun. Race your friends in a real life version of Mario Kart or Fast & Furious: Tokyo Drift. (more…)

How to Swear Around the World

How to Swear Around the World

When you’re in a foreign country and don’t speak the language, there’s nothing more important than swearing in the local foreign language to assert your dominance as a tourist. Cause nothing gets the point across than dropping the equivalent of F bombs in a way that the listener understands. This book can teach you, and then some. So telling someone they are a maternal fornicator will never be lost in translation.

Zombie Sleep Mask

Zombie Sleep Mask

With enough lack of sleep, you’ll probably end up looking like the sleep mask. A beautiful set of zombie eyes grace the front of this mask, which is sure to scare the one night stand who wakes up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. The mask does what a sleep mask is supposed to do — black out light so you are ensured a good nights rest.

Airplane Fork

Airplane Fork

Here comes the plane! Errrrwwwwww (that’s the sound a plane makes, okay?) open up the hatch, it’s coming in for a landing! Get your kids to eat their dinner with the only way possible. No, not bribery — pretending a meal time utensil is a propeller powered flying contraption. Air Fork One is the ideal fork to coerce your easily-tricked kid into eatting brussell sprouts and other disgusting veggies. 6.5″ (16.5 cm) long and dishwasher safe.

NES Controller Belt Buckle

NES Controller Belt Buckle

Anyone remember the old Super Mario Saturday morning cartoons with Captain N? Besides his awesome, letterman jacket and zapper, there was one piece of apparel that made him a total badass hero — his Nintendo controller belt buckle that helped him get out of all sorts of danger. Buckle can be snapped onto any belt to make said belt retro, and functional.

Canned Bread

12-Pack Canned Bread

Mmm… there’s nothing like the fresh smell of bread straight from the can. Taste the deliciousness of brown bread with twelve 16 oz (0.453 kg) cans delivered straight to your home. I mean, it’s bread in a can, how can it not be great tasting? If there was a nuclear war and this was in the bunker, you’d be sure that it’s the last thing that the survivors eat… cause they’re saving the best for last, of course.

Electroluminscent Tie

Electroluminscent Tie

The electroluminescent tie is a pre-tied, adjustable formal neck noose that’s powered by 1 AAA battery with a light can be turned on/off/blinking. Blackout while at work? No problem. You’ll be the only guy in the office who will be able to still get your work done, putting you one step closer to promotion and finally leaving the damp basement that they call a mailroom. Comes in 7 colors.

One Piece Shark Bite Bathing Suit

Shark Bite Bathing Suit

Just because you’re wearing a one piece swimsuit doesn’t mean it can’t be awesome. This shark bathing suit features a clever cut in the torso that wraps around from front to back. Leatherette teeth line the edges to create a sexy yet cute shark design jaw that bites off just enough for the admirers to gawk at. Each one is handmade to order. (more…)

Talking Ted Mug

Talking Ted Mug

Who wouldn’t want a loveable talking stuffed teddy bear? Especially if said buddy talked to you every time you lift up your cup of coffee. The mug features Ted, from the eponymous movie… Ted. As the creators of the mug and thought ahead, they installed an on/off switch so you won’t get annoyed with said mug and smash it over your desk. Perfectly safe for dishwashers, this mug is programmed to spew five quotes from the movie. List of the 5 quotes after the jump. Not safe for kiddies and those with virgin ears (eyes?).

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Sound Reactive LED Shutter Shades

Sound Reactive LED Shutter Shades Visualizer

The 80′s called, they want their shades back. (The 80′s called a second time and want their joke back). Be the talk of any dance party when you strut into the club with these Dropshades, retro shutter shades lined with LEDs. What makes them awesome isn’t that they light up, but that they have a built in microphone that picks up music — and like an old school vertical bar sound visualizer, light up to the beats. Hit the jump for a video of these babies in action.
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Radio Controlled Airbus 330-300

Radio-Controlled Airbus A333

You might not have $222.5 million to buy your own Airbus 330-300, but perhaps you got a cool two grand lying around for a radio-controlled replica of one. This 1:30 scale model of the A333 has a wingspan of 78″ (198 cm) and completely radio controlled with retracting wheels and functioning brakes too. It comes as a kit that you can put together yourself so you can’t blame anyone but yourself if it falls out of the sky.

Bottle Opener Ring

Bottle Opener Ring

Forget class rings, wedding rings, or even Superbowl Championship rings. The one ring that you will ever need is this one — a bottle opener ring. With this ring you embue the powers to crack open any non-twist off bottle and provide cold suds to those who are thirsty — better than anything the Green Lantern or the Planeteers have. Yes my friends, use this ring only for good, never for evil.

Princess Bed and Pillow Set

Princess Pillow and Duvet Cover Set

Sleep like a princess and live the life of one in your dreams. This set of bedding magically transforms your little one into the royalty that she is through the fairy godmother-made 100% cotton photo printed tiara pillow and princess gown duvet cover. Designed in Holland and made in Portugal, the bedding comes in multiple sizes to fit standard size beds. (more…)

Puking Dog Toothpaste Dispenser

Puking Dog Toothpaste Dispenser

Having trouble getting your kid to brush his/her teeth twice a day? Have trouble getting yourself to do the same? Turn each toothbrushing session into a comical experience with this fun toothpaste dispenser. This puking dog head screws on to the tube of toothpaste, and ralphs out cavity-fighting ooze every squeeze. The hand covers the mouth when not in use.

Venus Fly Trap

Venus Fly Trap

If you find the typical house plant too boring for you, then you make consider getting yourself a carnivorous one. The Venus Flytrap, Dionaea muscipula, catches insects in its jaws when its prey touches more than one hairs. Although it can be one of the trickier plants to raise, it’s great for cruelly entertaining guests and sacrificing gift offerings to the plant gods.

Breaking Bad Walter White Lego Minifigure

Breaking Bad Walter White Lego Minifigure

You can’t run a drug operation without the most successful man in the industry. Break bad and cook crystal blue Legos with the one who knocks, Walter White . Dressed up in his yellow hazmat suit, the Mr. White Lego minifigure is ready to produce batches upon batches of pure crystal methamphetamine. The minifigure comes with a round bottom flask.

Batman Dark Knight Projecting Bat Signal Alarm Clock

Batman Projecting Bat Signal Alarm Clock

IF you need to know what time it is, just look up at the ceiling or to your wall. This Batman alarm clock is equipped with a spotlight that projects the current time or the bat signal in a darkened room. It has an audio in jack that allows you to plug in some tunes when the alarm sounds and has volume and spotlight brightness controls. Alarm clock requires 6 AAA batteries.

Brain Ice Cube Tray

Brain Ice Cube Tray

Make your drink intelligent and refreshing by putting a few of these brain ice cubes into your next beverage. Kids, nerds and zombie fanatics alike will enjoy the delicious flavor of frozen H2O brain in their drink. The ice tray is made of durable silicone and can make up to 4 brain cubes at the same time. Protip: Mix some pink food coloring into the water before freezing in the tray.

Basketball Ball Returner

Basketball Ball Returner with Scorebored

Practice your game without the hassle of retrieving the ball after every successful shot. This over the door basketball net is equipped with a score counter, timer and ball returner. It’s an all in one net that is fun to use alone or with friends in a competition. The set comes with a foam basketball so you don’t break stuff in your house as you practice your shots from downtown. Requires 4 C batteries.

Mini Three-Tier Cake Pan

Mini Three Tier Cake Pan

Cakes are delicious. Mini cakes are deliciouser. A mini three tier cake, and now we’re talking. Bake and decorate a whole batch of mini three tier cakes with this incredible baking pan. It’s a non-stick carbon steel pan coated that’s dishwasher safe and can bake two cakes at a time (see related items in the link for pans that can make more). Cakes that come out are about 4″ (10 cm) in diameter and 5″ (12.7 cm) high.

Silica Aerogel

Silica Aerogel

Aerogel is a solid that is 99.8% air and 0.02% silica. It is an incredibly low density solid that is semi-transparent and often referred to as frozen smoke. has very high insulation properties. Aerogel has many uses, mostly industrial, but the coolest one is just as a conversation piece. The aerogel measures about 1″ (2.54 cm) in diameter comes packed in a foam lined display box.
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THC Marijuana Drug Test Kit

THC Marijuana Drug Test Kit

Drugs are bad, mmmkay. You shouldn’t do drugs, mmmkay. Ensure that you are clean with a FDA approved, personal drug testing kit for THC. Just pee into a cup, dip the card into said pee, and you will know for sure if errant, sneaky marijuana got into your system without your knowledge (you know how dastardly them drugs can be). The tests provide results quickly and accurately. Comes with 10 testing cards per pack.

American Flag Fanny Pack

US Flag Stars and Stripes Fanny Pack

Be the coolest person that you know, with a fanny pack that is both functional and patriotic. This stars and stripes US flag fanny pack is made of high quality leather and features five zippered pockets to keep your green dollar bills, bald eagle eggs and miniature paper flags. Most importantly, the belt loop can be set to 50″ (127 cm) circumference — it doesn’t get any more American than that.

Soda Can Grip

Soda Can Handle

Bring some class to downing your soda (or pop, or soft drink, or coke, or whatever you call it in your part of the world), with a handle. These can grips are great for when days are hot and drinks are cold, and the last thing you need is your body temperature hand to warm up your beverage. Each pack comes with 4 colors: blue, pink, black and red. Surprise, these work on beer cans too! Crazy, I know!

Toilet Drinking Bowl

Toilet Drinking Bowl

There’s no need to keep your cat or dog from drinking out of the toilet bowl any longer with this drinking bowl that looks like a… toilet bowl! Made of ceramic, the replica mini toilet lets your cat and dog drink from a clean source of water. Simply fill a common 2L (67.6 US fl oz) bottle with water and invert it into the top of the tank. The bottle will refill the 6oz (177 mL) toilet bowl automatically.

Wind Powered Tricycle

Wind Powered Land Yacht Tricycle

Cruise down the beach in a in three-wheeled vehicle powered by the natural force of wind — like sailing, but on land… land sailing! The vehicle can reach speeds of up to 25 mph (40.2 km/h) on flat land. It has a 35.5 sq ft (3.3 m2) Dacron sail is effortlessly controlled by hand. Best of all, the device can be taken apart and stored in a car’s truck, meaning you can always be where the winds are.

8lb (3.63kg) Cereal Marshmallows

Bulk Dehydrated Cereal Marshmallows

How much do you love those dried up marshmallows in Lucky Charms? Multicolored blocks of compacted sugar, shaped like happy little crescents, clovers and weird defects. Get your sugary jolt every morning with a big, and I mean big, bag of cereal marshmallows to satisfy your adult urges. It’s 8 lb (3.63 kg) of pure delight that you can add to any of your adult cereals to make breakfast fun again (I’m looking at you, All Bran).

Bi-Curious George

Bi-Curious George: An Unauthorized Parody

George had always been the curious little monkey, but there was more to his relationship with the Man in the Yellow Hat than was written in the children’s books. I mean, what kind of grown man lives with a monkey? This books explores the untold story of Bi-Curious George, where he grows up and discovers there’s a lot more things in life to still be curious about.

Portable Security Lock

Portable Security Lock

Ever get the feeling that the hotel you’re staying at just doesn’t feel safe enough? This portable security lock, Addalock, is great for travel or for use at home. Place the metal bar around the deadbolt, close the door, and slip the red piece into the metal bar. It seems so incredibly simple, but it works. No one will be able to get in until you unlock the door form the inside.

Unicorn Corkscrew

Unicorn Corkscrew

Did you know, that the magic in a unicorn horn instantly doubles the age of wine? It’s true! The secret is in the glitter and rainbows that it spews out as invisible light rays into the cork a you twist. Uncork a bottle of red with your very own Screwnicorn unicorn corkscrew. The corkscrew is dishwasher safe and will also wash away bad memories — or perhaps that’s just the alcohol.

Crafting With Cat Hair

Crafting With Cat Hair

Own a cat and looking for a new hobby or a fun project that uses the shedded cat hair that seems to get on everything in your house? Well you’re in luck, as there’s a book for that. Take those hairballs that your dear feline coughs up and turn them into finger puppets, tote bags and other creepy projects that would make your friends question your sanity.

Glowing Hadouken Necklace

Glowing Hadouken Necklace

HADOUKEN! Never forget the most important (and sometimes cheap) move in the Street Fighter series of games — ⬇ ↘ ➡ + PUNCH. In the dark, the arrows glow blue and the fist glows white. The necklace comes on a 20″ black enamel chain. Great for the arcade fighting genre loving geek or just as a reminder to your opponent that this is the only move you know how to do — cause they don’t make a shoryuken necklace.

Automated Grill Cleaning Robot

Automated Barbecue Grill Cleaning Robot

When you just want to barbecue and don’t want to deal with cleaning off the grill, there’s a robot for that. There’s a servent for that too, but a robot doesn’t need room and board. The Grillbot is an automated barbecue grill cleaning robot akin to a roomba. It has 3 steel brushes built in to remove the toughest of crud stuck to your grill. With a touch of a button, it gets to work. Automagically.

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Pizza Slice Sleeping Bag

Pizza Slice Sleeping Bag

Pizza has always been a comfort food for me, but now it’s also a comfortable bed. Slip inside the warm covers of cheese, in this handmade pizza slice sleeping bag. The pizza slice comes standard with cheese and sauce covers, and you can add vegetable pillow toppings as your heart (and budget) desires. A nice thick crust acts as a comfy pillow. The interior of the bag is made of satin and is about 6′ (1.83m) long.
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