You went out last night and your best bro didn’t wingman for you, and instead, stole the girl you met at the bar. What do you do? If you’re the passive aggressive type who likes stuffed animals, you buy him this. Cockblock is a hand-sewn, 5″ cube chicken plush that is ever so cute. Also available, are Brown Cockblock and Huge Fat Cockblock. We’re still talking about chickens here, son.
First World Geek explains: The term cockblock is slang that is used to describe the act of being interfered, or interfering, a male, from connecting with someone in a manner that may lead to “something more”. Usually occurring in bars when a male is trying to “pick up”, another male may enter into the picture and halt all chances the first male had with the target. The humor of this plush doll is taking the literal of the term “cock block” and merchandising a chicken, which is a homograph with a synonym, that is in the shape of a cube, another homograph of a synonym, for block.