Looking for a way to kill or severely maim your children but be able to claim that it was an accident? Look no further than carpet skates — the slippery carpet gliders that strap on to your feet. Not just for kids, the carpet skates are one size fits all and have you travelling across the house as if it was hardwood and socks. Kind of like half-naked Tom Cruise in Risky Business.
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