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Hearts Shaped Waffle Maker

Heart-Shaped Waffles-on-a-Stick Maker

What smells like waffles, tastes like waffles, but looks like a heart-shaped waffle? Why, heart shaped waffles of course! Celebrate your love for non-radial shaped breakfast batter or an event that calls for them, with your very own pink waffle maker. This awesome invention can make 4 waffles at a time, and even put them on a stick if you so choose. This is what has been missing from your life all these years. It’s non-stick waffle plates makes it easy to clean, and also has a locking mechanism on the front of the lid to ensure that you don’t stick your grubby fingers between them while the waffles are cooking.
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Alligator Leather Trench Coat

Alligator Trench Coat

In 1856, 21 year old Thomas Burberry invented water resistant cotton which he called garbadine. It led to one of the greatest things to came out of World War I — world peace the trench coat. 100 years later, his eponymous company skinned an alligator, hacked it up, then sewed it back together so that they could bring you this way-too-fashion-forward-and-rich-for-your-cold-blood trench coat.

Cthulhu Ski Mask

Cthulhu Ski Mask

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn. The winter cold may freeze your face, but know that this winter you’ll have nothing to fear, except perhaps a sneak attack by Cthulhu itself. With it’s octopus like tentacles, this 100% acrylic yarn Cthulhu ski mask will protect you from the harsh elements of the slopes or give you anonymity as you rob your nearest convenience store. It’s wonderfully dual purpose in nature!

Word Search Wrapping Paper 1

All Purpose Word Search Wrapping Paper

For the people who, you know, are good with words and stuff… or like words… kinda, this paper that’s used to… put around boxes and things to make them look pretty when you surpise them with stuff is the goodest idea for those guys. They’ll all be like, “you know I like them words” and you’ll be like “ya, I know.” If you’re finding that you have too many rolls of wrapping paper for various celebratory occasions, this wrapping paper can replace them all. Wrap your present, circle the occasion and you’re done.

Magical Unicorn Sprinkles Shaker

Magical Unicorn Sprinkles Shaker

Now, no one has actually seen a unicorn pooping before (you have to be some kind of pervert to want to) but combining knowledge of where sprinkles are found in nature and the known whereabouts of unicorns, we can safely confirm that indeed sprinkles are unicorn poop. Release the magic in every shake with this unicorn sprinkles shaker. Full of tasty goodness, the shaker is full of the one thing your cupcakes need for some real flavor.

Smoke Ring Gun

Smoke Ring Gun

Taking up smoking to learn to blow smoke rings may not have been the best of your ideas, but perhaps you’ll start cutting back if you got yourself a smoke gun that will do it for your instead? This smoke ring gun uses non-toxic water based fog liquid to generate smoke rings that can shoot up to 14 ft (4.26 m). The liquid is loaded into the gun, and with a pull of the trigger, the rings come puffing out, like donuts from a Krispy Kreme machine… mmm… — BRB, getting donuts now.

Superman 1oz Silver Coin

Superman 1oz Silver Coin

To celebrate the 75th anniversary of Superman, the Royal Canadian Mint has made 10,000 Superman $20 coins made from 1oz (28.35g) silver. The coin is officially licensed from DC Comics and features Superman’s iconic S shield in its signature two colors in enamel. Circumscribed on the coin are the words, “75 years of Superman” in English and French, written in Kryptonian. Fun fact: Joe Schuster, the co-creator of Superman, was Canadian — hence the recognition by the Royal Canadian mint.

Bride Butt Pinching Groom Wedding Cake Topper

Bride Pinching Groom’s Butt Wedding Cake Topper

Looking to subtlety get a little cheeky at your wedding without the guests realizing? Dress up your cake with this prim and proper — from the front — wedding cake topper of a bride and groom. From the back though, it’s an all out grope fest featuring the bride get a little hanky panky. The topper is made of porcelain and hand painted. It stands about 5.6″ (14.3 cm) tall.

Sky Umbrella

Sky Umbrella

If a rainy day has gotten you down, or if you live in Seattle, Vancouver or London and you long for the next blue sky day, you may want to consider this umbrella for your next stroll. This umbrella was designed for the Museum of Modern Arts, and looks like any other black umbrella to the outside world. Underneath it though, is blue skies and happiness, just for you.

Squirrel Head Shaped Squirrel Feeder

Oversized Squirrel Head Shaped Squirrel Feeder

It’s a squirrel feeder. It’s shaped like a squirrel head. It’s big. It makes the squirrel look funny when it eats from it. There’s nothing more to it than that. When they stick their head in this, it makes them look like a bobblehead. I feel like you aren’t convinced of the humor value of this feeder. Look at the picture. Are you not amused? Laugh dammit. It’s funny. I give up.

In-Ear Pencil Shaped Headphones

In-Ear Pencil Earbud Headphones

Pump up the volume to 11 and get out your trusty #2 pencil. These in-ear headphones are styled like two ends of a pencil. And when put in your ears, gives the appearance of the ol’ arrow through the head. Except with a pencil. So like, pencil through the head. These headphones are great sounding and have a volume adjuster built on the cable itself.

Radioactive Uranium Ore

Radioactive Uranium Ore

What would you do if you had your own sample of uranium ore? Would you rub it all over your body? Would you lick it? Boringly test your Geiger counter to make sure it still functions? You could do all that and more with your very own low radioactivity uranium ore that emits alpha, beta and gamma radiation. Plus it comes in a nice little tin!

Movie Time Pillows

Movie Time Couch Pillows

Couch pillows. You bring these into your homes. They sit and watch your television…. but what are they for? Decorate your entertainment space with these movie themed cushions. There’s a bag of pop corn, a bag of couch potato chips, a VHS tape (anyone still have any of these around), a remote control and an old school TV set.

America Back to Back World War 2 Champions Hat

USA: World War I & II Champions Trucker Hat

This trucker hat will make you the most admired/disliked/ironic person in your neighborhood depending on who you associate yourself with and what country you live in. Take pride in skewing the history books with this hat proclaiming that the all mighty winners and undisputed champions of two consecutive world wars is none other than the US of A. If you don’t think you’re being obnoxious enough, a t-shirt of the design is also available.

Breaking Bad Walter White Action Figure

Breaking Bad Walter White Action Figure

Live out your meth slinging fantasies through plastic Walter White. Standing at 6″ (15.2 cm), Mr. White is dressed for business with his removable hat and sunglasses, this man is the one who knocks. The action figure also comes with a gun, bag of his signature crystal blue and a duffel bag of money. Now if only they would make one where he’s in his tightie whities…

Plants vs. Zombies Lawn Ornaments

Plants vs. Zombies Lawn Ornaments

The zombies are coming, the zombies are coming! Stage your own undead invasion on your very own lawn with a set of Plants vs. Zombies lawn ornaments. These are officially licensed plastic resin figures that are significantly better than your garden variety garden gnomes. The zombie is 14″ (35.6 cm) tall, while the peashooter is 9″ (22.9 cm) tall.

Steering Wheel Tray

Steering Wheel Tray

You’re a busy person. Your life is always on the go and you don’t have time to waste. What you need is to get more done while you’re on the go. Get your priorities straight and multitask with this tray that attaches to your steering wheel. Think about all the snacks that you can rest on it, or the laptop you could play games on, all while you drive! If it was invented, it must mean it’s safe, right? Right?

The Thuggie Long Hoodie

The Thuggie Long Hoodie

If you’re too gangsta for a Sunggie, you may want to consider a Thuggie — and ultra long hoodie perfect for lounging around the home. The Thuggie comes in many varieties and colours — there’s the zip Thuggie, a pull over, sleeveless, onesie, t-shirt, even one for your beer can. It’s a fresh take on an old apparel staple that looks great and is comfortable at the same time.

Fold Up Electric Bike

Fold Up Electric Bike

Need a way to get to and from work or your errands in a timely and eco-friendly manner? Say hello to Voltitude, a compact electric bike that can fold up when not in use for easy storage. Made in Switzerland, this bike produces zero emissions, is complete silent and is able to travel at up to 15.5mph (25 km/h) with a range of 24.9 miles (40 km). The bike charges up fully in only 6 hours, meaning it will be ready for you each and every morning. Hit the jump to watch the scooter in it’s folding glory. (more…)

Rotating Wall Power Outlet

Rotating Electrical Power Outlet

Why is it that they make power cords in so many different sizes, in so many different orientations? Life would be so much easier if all manufacturers could agree on one standard so that you know that you’ll never have the issue of one electronic plug-blocking another from sweet electricity. This power plate and outlet solves that by being rotatable a full 360°. Brilliant!

Corn Kerneler

Corn Kerneler

If you’ve been getting corn from a frozen bag or a can all your life, there’s a fresher way to do so. This corn kerneler is a simple donut looking device that scrapes o the kernels cleanly from the cob quickly. The device can hold approximately 2 ears of corn worth of kernels. It’s easy to empty and easy to clean, making it a convenient way to eat sweet sweet corn. Now they just need to invent a shrimp de-sheller and my life would be complete.

Ghostbusters Proton Pack Backpack

Ghostbusters Proton Pack Backpack

Going back to school means getting new school supplies. Who you gonna call for a new backpack? Ghostbusters! *Cue theme song* This officially licensed Ghostbusters proton pack backpack features one large compartment for all your big stuff, and one smaller one to hold your little stuff. The shoulder straps are wide and padded for support as your bust ghosts. It even has it’s own proton gun!

Wearable Sleeping Bag Suit

Wearable Sleeping Bag Suit

Consider this hypothetical situation: you’re deep in the woods one night, sleeping in your tent, when you hear rustling outside. A bear rips open your tent and is ready to have you for breakfast. If you’re in a traditional sleeping bag, it will probably double as your coffin soon enough. If you had a Selk’bag, a wearable sleeping bag suit with a hood, arms and legs, you could be fighting the bear or high tailing it as fast as you can. Your choice.

Salvador Dali Melting Clock

Salvador Dali The Persistence of Memory Melting Clock

This functioning clock is inspired by the melting pocket watch in Salvador Dali’s famous surrealist painting, The Persistence of Memory. It’s a beautiful and unique quartz movement timepiece that can rests on the edge of any flat surface safely and securely. The clock requires 1 AA battery and measures approximately 7.5″ tall, 5″ wide and 6″ deep (19 cm x 12.7 cm x 15.2 cm).

3 Carat Diamond Encrusted Pacifier

3 Carat Diamond Encrusted Pacifier

If you had $17,000 what would you do with it? Save it for your kid’s college tuition? Or buy a 14 carat white gold pacifier set with 278 diamonds, with an engraving of your baby’s name? I mean, that engraving alone is worth the price of admission. With a weight of 3 carats, the diamonds will distinguish your baby from the poor and make him/her a football-sized kidnapping target while at preschool.

Mike Tyson Tribal Face Tattoo

Temporary Mike Tyson Tribal Face Tattoo

In the category of, “things you should really sleep on before committing to a decision”, a tribal face tattoo is likely at the top of the list. Satisfy your disturbing curiosity and help yourself avoid a life ruining decision by applying a temporary version of the Mike Tyson’s tattoo. Just apply water on the back of the tattoo and let it stick to your face, and admire yourself in the mirror and think about how big of a mistake you could have made with a real one.

Magic Wand Universal TV Remote

Magic Wand Universal TV Remote

Ever wanted to control your TV with a flick of the wrist instead of mashing buttons? Your wizarding dreams have come true with this magic wand that acts like a universal TV remote. It can learn 13 functions from your existing remote which you can use by gesturing with your wand. Anything that uses infrared can be controlled — stereo, Blu-Ray player, even your garage door! Prepare to amaze and astonish friends with your new found abilities.

Fence Porthole for Dogs

Fence Porthole for Dogs

Like a schizophrenic yelling at the wind, your dog barks constantly to sounds on the other side of the fence. Satisfy his curiosity and put an end to the barking by installing him a window at doggy height. This easy to install porthole is made of a durable acrylic dome that is 9.5″ (24 cm) in diameter and allows him to safely give the evil eye to neighborhood pets and bystandards.

Star Wars Glowing Lightsaber Popcicle Maker

Star Wars Glowing Lightsaber Popcicle Maker

No need to travel to Hoth just to escape the heat when you have your own officially licensed glowing lightsaber popsicle maker. Simply pour your favorite frozen fruit drink into the mold, insert the lightsaber hilts (set includes 2 Darth Vader and 2 Luke lightsabers), throw them in the freezer, and they’re ready for battle with your tastebuds. Best of all, on each hilt is a button that makes the ice pop glow.

Breaking Bad Heisenberg T-Shirt

Breaking Bad Heisenberg T-Shirt

“Say my name.”
“Heisenberg.”
“You’re goddamn right.”
This officially licensed Breaking Bad shirt is made of 100% cotton and features Walter White aka Heisenberg in the drawing that made him notorious.

Shark Hoodie Dress

Shark Hoodie Dress

If actual shark leather was a “thing”, could it be made to be as cute as this cotton dress hoodie? With it’s shark fin protruding from the back of the dress, this custom straight dress is made from soft jersey knit fabric makes a perfect casual day dress. The shark head hoodie with its large button eyes makes it a cute dress for any geeky shark lovers out there. More pics after the jump. (more…)

Baby Shark Romper Outfit

Baby Shark Romper Outfit

There’s nothing like dressing your baby up in cute clothing, because that’s the real reason they exist. This cute little shark romper is 100% polyester and great for a day at the beach, Halloween or terrorizing household pets. It slips on over the head and has snaps at the bottom of the outfit. Your chubby little shark is bound to have onlookers scream with delight rather than fear.

Sterling Silver Monkey Straw

Sterling Silver Monkey Straw

If money grows on trees in your backyard like weeds grow in mine, then you may be looking for new ways to display your ample wealth. This 925 sterling silver straw is not straight like a middle class plastic straw, but it’s shaped like a tree branch and has a silver monkey adorned on its side. The straw measures 7.25″ (18.4 cm) long and perfect for drinking the blood of peasants.

Keychain Flask

Keychain Flask

What? I don’t have a drinking problem. You have a drinking problem. I only have a flask on my keychain because of emergencies. In fact, I don’t even have alcohol in here. It’s water. In case I’m lost in the desert. With my keys. This mini keychain flask holds 2/3 of a shot — 1 fluid oz (29.5 mL) of liquid and is made of stainless steel. Perfect for those moments that you need some liquid courage.

Foot Pedal Controlled Toilet Seat Lifter

Foot Pedal-Controlled Toilet Seat Lifter

The debate of whether or not the toilet seat should be kept up or down will never die — at least not in the lifetime of your or I. Until a toilet seat that knows who you are is invented, this invention will have to be sufficient. This is an easy to install, foot activated toilet seat lifter that makes the task of putting the seat down/up less of a burden. Hopefully this will save your relationship.

Bacon Frosting

Bacon Frosting

What’s delicious, moist and tastes like bacon? Why, a bacon cake of course! If the words “bacon” and “cake” in the same sentence disgusts you, then you’d be well advised to go see your physician about your illness. Bacon frosting is the perfect confection to top any and all baked goods. Frosting is good, but bacon frosting? That’s like icing on the cake! Wait, it IS icing on the cake!

Magnetic Nail Setter

Magnetic Nail Setter

Who’s the guy with two bruised thumbs and a hammer? This guy! Protect your fingers from the forces of a hammer head (that would make a good villain name) with this magnetic nail setter. It’s able to hold up nails for you in various positions, to free your appendages from suffering due to your poor hand eye coordination. Home renovations don’t have to be a pain in the thumb any longer. Package includes 2 nail holder sizes for all jobs around the house.

Marshmallow Double Barrel Crossbow

Marshmallow Double Barrel Crossbow

When the foodpocolypse hits, there’s only one weapon that will save you. This crossbow features not one, but two barrels filled with delicious marshmallows that will take down your enemies with a single shot. The crossbow holds 50 mini marshmallows and can launch the fluffy sugar bullets up to 40 ft (12.2 m). Protip: Need to practice your aim? Find a hungry friend with a large gaping mouth to act as target.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Dresses

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Dress

If the new TMNT just doesn’t do it for you, step back into a time when cartoons were hand drawn and “cowabunga” was still the catch phrase of the times. These original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles dresses are 100% cotton and feature the fronts of all the four turtles — Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael — with their colored belts and weapons. The back of the dress has an oversized screen of the Turtle’s shell. (more…)